GRAMMA HAS PLANS
Hey Oliver, Gramma has plans for you!
As soon as you can say “rhinoceros” I’m taking you straight to the zoo where we will inspect
all the wildlife. Who knows, maybe the tour guides will still be saying, “”Now pretend
we’re crossing the Irriwaddy Rivuh” and “Here we see the deer who has
shedded his antluhs.”
Next we’ll head for the Natural History museum to wander around amongst
the dinosaur skeletons. You’ll be impressed by their hugeness, and will
soon know the difference between a “Tyrannosaurus” and an “Ankylosaurus.”
Make sure your parents leave you at my house a lot
so that you can read every “TinTin” cover to
cover. You’ll love Snowy and Captain Haddock.
We’ll go see the Herring Run, dig for clams,
shout for joy in the cold surf, eat rhubarb pie, and more.
So now that you are no longer drumming on your mother’s ribs, it’s time
to settle down to brass tacks and grow. Because Gramma has plans for you!
As soon as you can say “rhinoceros” I’m taking you straight to the zoo where we will inspect
all the wildlife. Who knows, maybe the tour guides will still be saying, “”Now pretend
we’re crossing the Irriwaddy Rivuh” and “Here we see the deer who has
shedded his antluhs.”
Next we’ll head for the Natural History museum to wander around amongst
the dinosaur skeletons. You’ll be impressed by their hugeness, and will
soon know the difference between a “Tyrannosaurus” and an “Ankylosaurus.”
Make sure your parents leave you at my house a lot
so that you can read every “TinTin” cover to
cover. You’ll love Snowy and Captain Haddock.
We’ll go see the Herring Run, dig for clams,
shout for joy in the cold surf, eat rhubarb pie, and more.
So now that you are no longer drumming on your mother’s ribs, it’s time
to settle down to brass tacks and grow. Because Gramma has plans for you!
xx
Gramma Martha
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