The Drool Rule

Was doing situps with Olie on my chest counting them out loud after discovering that this absolutlely busts him up. He was deep belly laughing as I called out my 47th situp when a strikingly fast drool stream bolted from his mouth directly into mine. No time to close my mouth, but plenty of time to ponder the horror afterwards.

New Rule: Keep one's mouth closed tight whenever the boy has the vertical advantage...